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Marbella



Joined: 31 May 2008
Posts: 3072
Location: Athens Greece

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:01 pm    Post subject: Q & A Reply with quote

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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?


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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


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!! Πάντα όρθιοι και γεμάτα μπόλ !!
I don't want any of your statistics; I took your whole batch and lit my pipe with it. Mark Twain.
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kodikos



Joined: 16 Dec 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Πάλι καλά.

Βιρτζινιακός, Ίσιος, Άφιλτρος.
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ptzavel



Joined: 18 Aug 2008
Posts: 3365
Location: Νοτίως του ClanShire

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Every morning I wake up and think, 'good, another 24 hours' pipe-smoking'.
J.R.R. Tolkien

Το μόνο παράπονο μου από τη ζωή είναι ότι δεν είμαι κάποιος άλλος.
Woody Allen
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salan



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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