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Marbella
Joined: 31 May 2008 Posts: 3871 Location: Athens Greece
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:01 pm Post subject: Q & A |
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
********* _________________ !! Πάντα όρθιοι και γεμάτα μπόλ !!
I don't want any of your statistics; I took your whole batch and lit my pipe with it. Mark Twain. |
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kodikos
Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 7508
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ Τ...άσος
Χμμμ...το νούμερο ένα
Δηλαδή κάτι παραπάνω από το μηδέν
Πάλι καλά.
Βιρτζινιακός, Ίσιος, Άφιλτρος. |
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ptzavel
Joined: 18 Aug 2008 Posts: 3365 Location: Νοτίως του ClanShire
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ Παναγιώτης Τζαβέλης.
Every morning I wake up and think, 'good, another 24 hours' pipe-smoking'.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Το μόνο παράπονο μου από τη ζωή είναι ότι δεν είμαι κάποιος άλλος.
Woody Allen |
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salan
Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 6602
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ Μην μπερδεύεις τον χαρακτήρα μου με την συμπεριφορά μου…Ο χαρακτήρας μου είμαι εγώ.. η συμπεριφορά μου εξαρτάται από εσένα…! |
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