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Marbella

Joined: 31 May 2008 Posts: 3914 Location: Athens Greece
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject: Ask the right question |
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Asking Right Quesτion
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?"
The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?"
To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."
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Moral of the story is... The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
For example, if you want a vacation when still working on a project don't ask for the holiday;
Ask: "Can I keep working on this project while I'm on vacation?"
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ptzavel

Joined: 18 Aug 2008 Posts: 3365 Location: Νοτίως του ClanShire
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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 _________________ Παναγιώτης Τζαβέλης.
Every morning I wake up and think, 'good, another 24 hours' pipe-smoking'.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Το μόνο παράπονο μου από τη ζωή είναι ότι δεν είμαι κάποιος άλλος.
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Demetres
Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 3073 Location: Athens
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Ozmo

Joined: 11 Feb 2009 Posts: 81 Location: Αθηνα-Βριλησσια
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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Αι σαποουζ δατ δις τζοουκ ιζ τεικεν φρομ δε κριστιαν παιπ σμοουκερς φορουμ..!!!
I suppose that this joke is taken from the Christian pipe smokers forum ...!!!
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Marbella

Joined: 31 May 2008 Posts: 3914 Location: Athens Greece
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:12 am Post subject: |
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| Ozmo wrote: | Αι σαποουζ δατ δις τζοουκ ιζ τεικεν φρομ δε κριστιαν παιπ σμοουκερς φορουμ..!!!
I suppose that this joke is taken from the Christian pipe smokers forum ...!!!
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