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Marbella



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:30 pm    Post subject: Upgrade the Husband 1.0 Reply with quote

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A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,
Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman


DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1..0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Νίκο θα μου επιτρέψεις να το στείλω στους κομπιουτεράδες μου...

Good work! Keep up the good work!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WoodTurningGR wrote:
Νίκο θα μου επιτρέψεις να το στείλω στους κομπιουτεράδες μου...

Good work! Keep up the good work!
SURE! puffy
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