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saxo_29
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 Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:06 pm Post subject: A MEXICAN MAID ASKS FOR A RAISE |
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about
this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
Wife asks: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh..'
Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?' |
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WoodTurningGR
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Good mama!
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salan
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Μην μπερδεύεις τον χαρακτήρα μου με την συμπεριφορά μου…Ο χαρακτήρας μου είμαι εγώ.. η συμπεριφορά μου εξαρτάται από εσένα…! |
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takisg
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Καλό!  |
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rania
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papadopp
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Marbella
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