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Why are bicycles better than women for some men-Humor

 
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:16 pm    Post subject: Why are bicycles better than women for some men-Humor Reply with quote

Shocked

1. Bicycles don't get pregnant.

2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.

3. Bicycles don't have parents.

4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.

6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.

7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.

8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.

9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.

10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.

11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.

12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Θελουν λιγοτερα λεφτα τον μηνα για προσωπικα τους εξοδα,δεν σε προδιδουν,εχουν σταθερη ή προβλεψιμη αποδοση,τις βελτιωνεις οπως θες,δεν γκρινιαζουν,οσα χρονια κι αν περασουν τις αγαπας το ιδιο αν οχι περισσοτερο Wink
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