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[Marbella]

Me: " Honey...I need to buy a Meerchaum Pipe."
Wife: " Not another pipe! Haven't you got enough pipes?"
Me: " Will you ever have enough shoes?"
Wife: " Anyway, you don't NEED another pipe!"
Me: " Yes I do, everyone's getting one!"
Wife: " Oh yeah sure...everyone's getting one? Just name one!"
Me: " Art just got one. You can read for yourself."
Wife: " Oh do what you want."
Me: " Yessss, thanks Art."